2025 The ‘F-It’ Planner

For When Life’s a Mess and So Are You.

Tired of pretending to have it all together? Same, girl. That’s why we found this sweary calendar — a monthly dose of sweary, no-BS motivation that keeps it real. Twice a month, you’ll get a fresh, foul-mouthed quote that speaks to your exhausted soul. Think of it as self-care, but with more f-bombs.

Perfect for:
💥 Women who are this close to losing it.
💥 Anyone tired of “live, laugh, love” energy.
💥 People who believe “resting b*tch face” is a birthright.

Because sometimes, you just need to hear: “You’re doing f*cking amazing, sweetie” (and also, maybe take a nap).